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[dakota ephraim black]

d a m n.its.dakota
is busy :: Status message :: if you're not Clary, shut up
Listening to: It Takes Time - Chris Brown

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Me? A dork? I'm offended you would think such a thing - I am nothing but the pinnacle of manliness and toughness. I made you laugh, huh? :] Sweet victory. And I'll have you know I always like what I see.

I don't think Conner's gonna be all buddy-buddy with me just 'cause of what's happened - but if he asks, I give you my word that my lips are sealed. Sure, sure - my door's always open. Audrey'll be back late tomorrow night, I think - said something about a party.[/center]

[Clarissa Hale]

` clarissa hale

` .ballerina.hitman.!
STATUS: available.
STATUS MESSAGE: I can't believe this.
LISTENING TO: Tell Me What to Do - Metro Station.

(; Suuure you are honey. Well, if it counts for anything, you are for me. <3 Hows that for an ego boost? And yes you did. And do you now? Well that's good. I would tell you that the same goes for me, buuut...

I doubt he would either, but I just wanted to take precautions. Thanks Kota. I really appreciate it. I'll go see him eventually, but not yet. I don't want to see his face. And thank you again, I don't want to impose and I wouldn't ask, but I just.. I need you and I'm a very selfish girl. And is that so? Huh.. Did she say where? I'll probably be coming the day after tomorrow anyway.

[dakota ephraim black]

d a m n.its.dakota
is busy :: Status message :: if you're not Clary, shut up
Listening to: It Takes Time - Chris Brown

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My ego is very well taken cared of, thank you, love<3 Mmhmm, always. Whether you've just woken up from a nap with your hair all mussed or that one time in the photobooth with the semi PG-13 pictures... :]

No problem, baby, anytime. And I don't quite mind you being selfish if that means I keep you in my arms... uhh I asked, I think... I dunno. She told me but I forget. Ehh, it doesn't matter, you know her, or heard of. -rolls eyes- Gossip thrives on her and that friend of hers.

Wait...

... Did you just call me Kota? D:[/center]

[Clarissa Hale]

` clarissa hale

` .ballerina.hitman.!
STATUS: available.
STATUS MESSAGE: I can't believe this.
LISTENING TO: Tell Me What to Do - Metro Station.

<3 You're welcome. That is my job after all. .. Oh god, you don't still have those do you? I thought you said you pitched them! That was so embarrassing. You never told me the thing was a photo booth! I just thought it was a random.. booth thing. You're sneaky, you know that?

Then I'll be sure to be selfish more often, because I like being in your arms quite a bit. And yeah, I have heard about her. Word travels fast around here. They don't mess with me or Ellie though, thank god. No offense, but I would tear your sisters head off if she tried to play one of her games with Ellie.

.. Yes?

What? Its a cute nickname. :3 And you have a nickname for me, so can't I use one for you too?

[dakota ephraim black]

d a m n.its.dakota
is busy :: Status message :: if you're not Clary, shut up
Listening to: It Takes Time - Chris Brown

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What? Me? Withhold indecent photos of myself and my girlfriend? Never. Well, when the clicks of the camera started I would have thought you'd recognize it... but oh well. Things happen. Life goes on.

Well we're not exactly thriving with people around here, I'd guess that word travels quickly as it actually happens. Yeah, I don't think she's really messed with werewolves as of lately - within the pack, anyway. Mostly human kids that have no chance, makes me feel kinda bad for them. Well, I doubt she would; for one, El's straight, for two, wouldn't her vampire boyfriend come rushing to the rescue?

But... but... everyone calls you Clary! It's my brat sister that calls me Kota! DD:[/center]

[Clarissa Hale]

` clarissa hale

` .ballerina.hitman.!
STATUS: available.
STATUS MESSAGE: I can't believe this.
LISTENING TO: Tell Me What to Do - Metro Station.

Well I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings because someone was doing a very good job of distracting me, if you recall. And you did keep them, didn't you? If anyone other than you sees them, I'll.. do.. something. Bad. Very bad. So be very afraid.

It does travel pretty fast, unfortunately. I would hope she wouldn't, or else the whole pack might just come after her which would NOT be good. Those poor human kids, they don't know what hits them. I've seen some of the aftermath sometimes on campus, it isn't pretty. Well, heard it happen, rather. And that's good. And.. I'm not sure. He's always off in Italy or something, but I would come to her rescue. That count?

.. ): But I want to have a nickname for you...

But if you really don't want me to, I won't...

[dakota ephraim black]

d a m n.its.dakota
is available :: Status message :: we all look like we feel
Listening to: Stolen - Dashboard Confessional

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Really? That someone did that good of a job? Hmm... oh, wait, yeah, I remember evidence of that. I think it was on your neck if I do recall correctly - you had to wear your hair down for a week so Conner wouldn't see. -laughs- Love you.

She's smart... evil, but smart; she won't do anything that'll get her into that much trouble. I don't know, sometimes they're for stupid reasons and those are the ones I feel bad for, but otherwise they're kids that have done something worthy of harm to her. Which doesn't make it right, I know, but it does in her eyes... or that's what I've gathered trying to comprehend a teenage girl's mind. It's exhausting.

....
You're giving me that look, aren't you?
I swear you could work for the Devil himself if you weren't too good.[/center]

[Clarissa Hale]

` clarissa hale

` .ballerina.hitman.!
STATUS: available.
STATUS MESSAGE: I can't believe this.
LISTENING TO: Tell Me What to Do - Metro Station.

Yes, that someone most certainly did. Otherwise the other someone would have smashed the camera in. x3 Stop it. You're making me blush. It's all your fault you know. It was really hard to keep Conner from spotting it. I had to wear a scarf all the time too you know. And love you too. But you should still be afraid if anyone else sees the evidence.

I suppose. She is clever in a diabolical sort of way. Smarter than I am anyway. And don't exhaust yourself too much trying to figure out a woman's mind Dakota, cause you never will. We girls are mysterious creatures, even to each other. (;

What look? I don't know what you're talking about.
.. But yes I am.
Hey now, don't be mean. I'm not that bad, am I?

[dakota ephraim black]

d a m n.its.dakota
is busy :: Status message :: we all look like we feel
Listening to: Stolen - Dashboard Confessional

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Aww, damn. You're blushing and I can't be there to see it? Pfft, well, guess I gotta be satisfied knowing it's there. I know. I remember the scarf, pretty color and all. :] Haha, yes ma'am. The pictures are for my viewing pleasure only, I assure you.

No one's smarter than you are. Period. And hush you, I'm well aware of that fact. ;___; Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to read your mind sometimes, Miss Hale.

Oh, damn it all.
... Fine. Call me whatever you'd like, darling. -____-[/center]

[Clarissa Hale]

` clarissa hale

` .ballerina.hitman.!
STATUS: available.
STATUS MESSAGE: I can't believe this.
LISTENING TO: Tell Me What to Do - Metro Station.

Oh so you do this on purpose then? I knew it. Well, be very satisfied in knowing that my face was probably as red as a tomato a few seconds ago, because my face did feel very warm. And I guess it was a nice scarf. It was certainly soft. And they'd better be. I wish I could see them though, so I know what other people would be seeing.

Thats sweet of you to say hun. It's a complete and total lie, but at least it's a sweet one. <3 And is that so? And here I thought I was always too easy to read.

Love you too sweetie.
(: Thank you. I'll try and come up with something different, promise.