hold your breath u n d e r w a t e r !

[kody mason alexander.]

mister big brother `

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is doing homework and extremely bored.



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i'm not crazy, right? someone's gotta be online to save me from math and all the other crap i'm forced to do. and i needed an excuse to use the computer or laura's going to steal it, so someone talk to me. the more bored i get the worse my jokes get, you know. or i'll start taking crappy pictures, and then what are we gonna do? i'm rambling, aren't i? oh well. someone talk to me before i chuck my math at the wall, please. my aunt won't like that. =)[/center]

[Harper McNeel]

*PLAYTHATHARP.

No, you are absolutely not crazy Kody. Well wait a second, you are crazy, but not for that reason. XD I kid, I kid. Homework seems to be killing everyone in both Forks and La Push. Dear lord, does Washington have homework-giving-addicted teachers or something? Well, let me be your excuse dear. I'm certainly a valuable reason to be on the computer, yes? I am the coolest person ever. XDD I like bad jokes, and as you know from our shared passion, I also love taking photographs of anything and everything. You are sort of rambling. =P I bet she wouldn't. Maybe we should go play a game of throwing random math assignments at walls? Maybe relieve a little school stress? Or we could set some math textbooks on fire. JKJK I am not a horrible vandal or anything.

[kody mason alexander.]

mister big brother `

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is doing homework and extremely bored.



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if i'm crazy, you're crazy, missy. and yes, i think it does. either that, or the teachers suddenly think they're the only ones with lives. they do realize they're making more for them to grade, right? psshttt, you, a good excuse? my aunt would sooner prefer crappy pictures. just kidding. =) you love bad jokes? dang, harper, i thought they just slipped out from your mouth. the only reason i wouldn't know that is if someone else modeled for a few of said pictures. i'm the only one cool enough to let you get pictures of dorky moments. relieve school stress? hey now, those math textbooks are valuable to the nerds. we wouldn't want to offend them, now would we? now the insanely old textbooks i have in my house from when my aunt went to school, those are a different story... oh, and don't you just LOVE the screen name? i'm so cool i used my FAVORITE nickname. xD[/center]

[Harper McNeel]

*PLAYTHATHARP.

of course i am crazy, fool! i taught you HOW to be crazy. =P psh, seeeeee? I am always right. I am like awesome on a freaking stick! no, i don't think they do. they probably use their teacher -cough-bully-cough skills to get some poor unsuspecting student aide to grade them for them. because you KNOW they won't feel better until they give a damn AIDE some homework! actually, i am sure she wouldn't like me that much - but i don't know. i met her like...once? and most parents don't like me because i 'send the wrong message' or am a 'bad influence'. shu,up. i do NOT make stupid jokes. I am funnier than everyone in washington put together! =PP including you. i modeled for you! well...once. xDD i never said how many times I would haha. but yes, i am fortunate you even want to model for me in my crazy cool photos. yeah, poor nerds. haha. okay, let's burn your aunt's old books! > i'm crazy enough to do it right now. YUS. it is AWESOMETASTICAL. man, i practically started that nickname =P. XD

[kody mason alexander.]

mister big brother `

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is wondering why the house is so quiet.



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um, yeah, sure, we'll go with that, harper. but you are crazy, i'll agree with that. awesome on a stick? er...no comment. haha, except aides would give all their friends A's. teachers aren't stupid enough, at least i never thought they were... my aunt doesn't exactly count as a parent, you know. i don't have any cousins, since she says me, blake and laura are her kids. i mean technically we are, but whatever. she's cool, though. mm, you sure about that, harper? i know certain people who would beg to differ, thanks much. yes, you did, and so did the tree i made you climb. xD didn't you fall out of it? nah, you're just lucky i'm wasting my time on you. just kidding! RIGHT NOW?! when are you not crazy, harper? answer that. seriously. and yeah, i guess. didn't you hear laura say it or something and then you started calling me that? in the middle of the freaking hallway? and seriously, my house is like a ghost town right now. and i KNOW everyone's home. it's creepy.[/center]

[Harper McNeel]

*PLAYTHATHARP.

we'll go with that? NO because it is the truth =P you better agree. WAIT HEY. that is mean. -_- yes, awesome on a stick, like whats his face that puppet on a stick, with jeff dunham? jose halipino on a stick, that's it. no not all aides. they can be, though, the teachers i mean. she might not count as one, but she might as well - not many people accept my being gay. they think i will taint their children with my 'ways' or something. but i dooon't. my jokes are funny, i might have funny stupid jokes, but not just stupid jokes. yes, i did fall - and thanks for bringing that literally painful memory back up. psh, wasting your time? I am the best thing ever. =P jkjk uh, RIGHT NOW. I am definitely not crazy righ....wait, nevermind. maybe, but still i was like one of the first to call you it so ha. yeah, when i came to forks for a newspaper thing from la push? yeah, i yelled it through your hall =P that IS creepy. yell really loudly so they make some noise and you know they weren't killed by an axe murderer that IS OMG....right behind you! .... XD made you look!

[kody mason alexander.]

mister big brother `

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is wondering why laura's all sad.



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what's mean? i've nooooo idea what you're talking about, harper. jose whatwhat? stop confusing me. nawww, my aunt likes you. and she doesn't really count as a parent - my grandma's more parent-like than she is. my uncle's more of a parent, and even he says you're a good kid. and i'm quoting. i swear i don't think you're a kid... well, maybe i do. just a little. xD funny...stupid...jokes? er... i won't dignify that with a response and DAMMIT that sounded all adult-like and crap. i hate when i do that. hey, it was only painful for you. i was laughing. i was the literal sense of rofl that day. and you were cute, when you got all pissy at me for laughing. repeat: BEG TO DIFFER. i mean...YEAHHHHH, harper, you're the freakin best thing everrrr...hmm, sarcasm is so NOT my forte. uh, hello? i go to school at la push high, too, silly. or did you feel like forgetting that? my buddies were like '...dude, who's the chick calling you big brother?' and i just went 'harper.' they still don't get it, but whatever. they're not supposed to. i don't have to, blake just started blaring his music and laura's whining to my aunt about something. pshhhh..i didn't look. -shifty eyes- nah, but laura's all mopey now. something about a boy at school....OH MY GOD MY LITTLE SISTER'S HAVING BOY ISSUES! now that's a scary thought.[/center]

[Harper McNeel]

*PLAYTHATHARP.

you're mean! whatever -rolls eyes- it is a comedy thing. brilliant comedy, that your ignorant self wouldn't understand =P she does? well yeah, she doesn't count really, but still. i never thought she liked me very much xD wow, your uncle makes me laugh. kid? me? nahhh. FINE =P don't dignify it at all. it was already plenty dignified thank you. ADULT =o -points finger- OOOHH. not THAT painful xD you always laugh at my expense though - nothing is new. well, it isn't funny =[ of course i get pissy. and THANKS finally a compliment. I am damn CUTE =P you didn't need sarcasm babe, i know you mean it. stop trying to cover it up. I KNOW....well, sometimes. I have a lot on my mind silly. I never think about who goes where. it is the people i see out of school that mean something. haha. at least i could embarass you! my job is fulfilled. blaring music, funn. NO. Because her growing up wasn't inevitable or anything. haha